Last week began with ice cream - which is a good way
to begin any Herculean effort - because Grandma and Grandpa are beautiful
people who redo kitchens and share homemade peanut butter ice cream like it
ain’t no thang.
Personally, this was not an ideal time of the month to
be around innocent members of the human species not armed with silver bullets,
but I managed to chat with our team (give or take a few members) through
the sparkling cloud of a devastating sugar high.
Upon arriving home, I discovered a single blood-red
eye inspecting me from my mirror – a new feature in my sizeable repertoire of
bodily failures.
The light had stopped working in my room and I was
reduced to reading with my cellphone balanced on my head so the flashlight was
more or less aimed at the book in my hands.
I’d initially assumed my eyes were tired of this practice, but was eventually
forced to admit that there was a bigger problem. To counteract a mild eye infection, I
decided to sleep through the night on Friday instead of waking up after an hour, filling water in our myriad buckets, laying awake and seething for another two hours,
and then sleeping for another five.
You see, I had become complacent in the fact that
water arrived at least once every other day.
I was aware that the Queen of Sheba was with us, but using advanced
calculations (I’m tired + One night won’t
make a difference x This will prove to Butters that I’m not insane), I
projected that we’d be fine.
We haven’t received any water as of Wednesday
morning.
So in addition to feeling like my whole world is
covered in a layer of grime, I feel overwhelmingly guilty that I couldn’t wake up for the few
minutes it takes to fill water for the household. Obviously, no one blames me, so I do it for
everyone. On the way home from a field
visit, I bought mangoes and ears of corn, and now meditatively devour them in
silence in the darkness of my room – this is my equivalent of slumping at a
bar and slurring Another whiskey - neat.
Work is going... along. As it does.
One highlight was the field visit on Friday which involved speaking to a
class of nursing students about the importance of mental health care and the
first steps diagnosing and treating patients suspected of a concomitant
mental pathology. They were quiet, sincere,
and asked intelligent questions.
You know the difference between them and their superiors
(the nurse practitioners and health care officials we spoke to a few weeks ago
about psychopathology)?
They didn’t feel entitled to a meal and a monetary
incentive for attending. This session
was, in effect, a learning activity. As
most seminars should be. While I fully
respect that the size and (lack of) accessibility of the Congo necessitates
that professionals may require a small fee to cover travel expenses, this
provision has resulted in some who choose their seminars for the possibility of
a higher incentive, attend as many as possible in lieu of getting work done,
take part sporadically just to ensure their name is on the sign-in sheet, and
actively demand higher compensation. For learning information that is helpful to
their respective fields.
A bittersweet highlight was learning the full story of
the hemorrhaging mother who had benefited from an emergency operation by our
on-staff medical doctor. She was
12. She’d been raped and her family had
refused to support her pregnancy, but she is now again ensconced in her own
home – now with her healthy baby.
The reason her story came up was due to necessity of
using her picture in a report. I had
been busily editing away on a proposal document during a meeting when I looked
up to see the requested picture projected on the wall. While it was presumably of her, it was – more
specifically – of her pubis.
Now, I don’t often think this outside of prayer, but
as I swung my head around to continue typing frenetically: Jesus Christ.
I’ll freely admit to being a prude, though I enjoy
textbook anatomy and pathophysiology.
Knowing, however, that this clinical picture was all we cared to know of
the agony and medical treatment of a 12-year-old mother made my heart
twist.
My colleagues took it in stride – all being married,
if not parents of at least five children – and their discussion of the new
prime minister of the Congo was barely interrupted. I found it fitting that just after the upset
of the American election, the Congo went through its own: the appointing of a
near-unknown opposition leader as Prime Minister by the President who is very
regretfully (really) unable to hold an election as outlined in the constitution
he helped write.
I have enough worries nearer to home, so I am largely
able to ignore the half-worried, half-laughing tension of my colleagues as they
accept that their apparently democratic leadership has literally no concern for
their wishes.
The Queen of Sheba’s unexpected week-long stay and my
incredible laziness have resulted in a significant housekey and water
shortage. This necessitated me begging
for water and succour from the housemaids downstairs who laugh at my Swahili
and generally my face. Finally deciding
to spend some quality time with them (after, uh, being locked out one evening),
I shared some cookies with them and one child who was up
from her nap. I was let into our apartment a few minutes later when Butters
showed up.
I was not expecting the Queen of Sheba to arrive an
hour later – in the darkness of our regular power cut – tugging along a small
human and drawling, “She also wants ze cookies of ze muzungu.”
I goggled at her.
Well, at her shapely outline. And
then at the shorter, frillier outline standing silently next to her.
Is this your love child?! Did you just bring her in off the street because she wanted food?! Am I supposed to feed her?! Muzungu cookies?!
Luckily, Butters was eating M&Ms and reacts faster
than I do – he handed her a chocolate which she took with all the veneration of
handling the Holy Grail. The housemaids
outside giggled, which is when it dawned on me that this was
one of our landlord's children – the Hero-Worshipper. An hour later, the maids came up with
Screamer, who was also apparently asking for muzungu cookies, though he did nothing but wobble on his little
feet and belligerently drip snot at me.
Next year, I’ll try to re-schedule this event for October 31st.
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